1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have an email address.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
5. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.
6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid for it.
7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
8. Using real money, instead of credit or debit to make a purchase, would be a hassle and take planning.
9. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
10. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
11. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes (PS. NOT the ones on paper, but rather the ones thal fill up your computer screen).
12. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
13. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
14. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee (green barley).
16. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your email on your way back to bed.
17. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.* 🙂
18. You’re reading this in your iPad while sitting at the potty.
19. Even worse; you’re going to forward it to someone else.