Some appreciative high school students made a Facebook page in honor of their teacher, Mr. Martin.

Predictably, the internet found it, and the ensuing storm of comments quickly elevated Mr. Martin into a legend on par with Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man In The World. Teachers may be underpaid and under-appreciated, but being rumored to have fathered the 1972 Miami Dolphins with a full squad of cheerleaders beats the days when the only present they ever got from students was an apple.