Oh no, you didn’t! Product Fails

Bacon Drink Tablets

Awe, nothing more refreshing after a long day of anything, then to get a cold flavored Bacon Drink.  Say What?  Excuse me!  This has got to be the most disgusting thing I have seen out there.  Even worse then some episodes of A & E Hoarders.

But yes you can buy a product that turns your glass of water into a bacon flavored drink.

From the website:

Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets

If you drop one of these magic tablets into a glass of water it will instantly begin to dissolve, creating a cascade of bubbles that will infuse the water with a delicious bacon flavor. But don’t limit yourself to water. These Effervescent Drink Tablets work just as well in milk, juice or soda. Great for making bizarre beverages or slipping into a friend’s drink when they’re not looking. Each 2-1/4″ (5.7 cm) round tin contains about fifteen tablets.

They sell for $3.50


Defendius Security Lock Fail














“Honey, Did you lock the Door?”

“Working on it, Dear!”

The Defendius Security Lock, not only designed for safety, but frustration!! But I guess this is marketed to the 1980′s Pac Man guru’s that knew the pattern for 70 levels deeps before there first life was lost. No Way. Life is too short to work the maze even the first time to shut your door.   But then again, if you are a serial killer and want to keep people INSIDE, then you just bought yourself a few extra minutes to recapture your prey!

From the sales page for just $49.99 –  Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock


The Six Pack Beer Holster

The Beer Belt Holster, Holder, Belt can be found online for the shockingly low low price of ..wait for it..
The Six Pack Holster
List Price : $19.89
Price: $9.89

That’s right, for just $9.98 plus the shipping and handling!


Anti Theft Lunch Bags

Yes the mold you see is fake.

The Anti Theft lunch bags are designed to fake out the would be sandwich nabber!!  And added bonus is to fake out your friends.

From the website we  see the Anti Theft Lunch bags:
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are zipper bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, making your
freshly prepared lunch look spoiled. Don’t let a sticky-fingered coworker or schoolyard bully get away
with lunch theft again!

Material: Food-safe reusable and recyclable LDPE
Dimensions: 6.875h × 6.625″w
Quantity: 25 bags per package

$8.00 + free shipping*

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