Live from the World Cup: 13/June/2014

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And so the games have begun!

And let the world know we are one of the most hospitable people, to the point we even scored for Croatia! Yes, yes, a very unfortunate episode that could happen to anyone, but which just 10 minutes later hit social media:

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That probably explains a bit the Brazilian way of being: we make fun of everything, even ourselves. Another example:

Blatter admits: "WC opening was not ready on time."
Blatter admits: “WC opening was not ready on time.”

 

The Brazilian coach finally revealed his strategy to win the WC, and it is not that we play the best soccer in the world or have the best players ever. It’s all about a new technique called SLDD, or Strategically Located Distraction Devices! These SLDD’s were placed near the field and behind Brazil’s goal so that Croatian players could not miss them, and it worked! As Brazil advances on the competition, and we do hope so, we should see more of these SLDD’s:

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