Happy International Women’s Day: Funny Women Quotes

Ok girls, let’s face it, without you there would be nothing. Congrats on your day. A little humor now, since we have already posted our serious tribute. And no harm meant, some of these quotes are pretty good.

favicon_2 To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

favicon_2 I hate women because they always know where things are.

favicon_2 Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

favicon_2 A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

favicon_2 Man has will, but woman has her way.

favicon_2 What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.

favicon_2 When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

favicon_2 Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.

favicon_2 A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

favicon_2 There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them..

favicon_2 I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

favicon_2 Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

favicon_2 If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just a couple of nations not talking with each other.

favicon_2 When women go wrong, men go right after them.

favicon_2 Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

favicon_2 Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even while sleeping they have to be right!

favicon_2 Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they don’t need at all.

favicon_2 If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

favicon_2 A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

favicon_2 One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

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