1. You wish you could go back in time and tell your kid self that being an adult isn’t as awesome as you were once told.

2. Your idea of a 7 course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

4. You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.

5. You finally clean your house, hoping to find loose change.

6. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

7. You decide to fast for 36 hours, and not because it’s trendy or good for your health (so they say…).

8. You turn off your cell phone because the debt colletors won’t give you a second of peace.

9. You break your piggy bank, the one you got last week.

10. You stop dating altogether.