Top 10 Signs You’re Broke, and It’s Friday…

1. American Express calls and says; “Definitely leave home without it.”

2. Your idea of a 7 course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

4. You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.

5. You finally clean your house, hoping to find loose change.

6. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

7. Sally Struthers sends you food.

8. You go back for seconds at communion.

9. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

10. You rob Peter and then you rob Paul.

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