Battle of the sexes: Last 10 Things Any Woman/Man Would EVER Say


10. Could our relationship be more physical? I’m tired of just being friends!
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it’s easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one .
6. Please don’t throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. Why don’t you go out with your friends to see the strippers tonight?
3. I insist that you always put your mother before me!
2. Does this make my butt look to small?
1. I’m wrong, you must be right again!

BONUS: I undesrtand!!


10. I think Barry Manilow is cool.
9. While I’m up, can I get you a cup of coffee?
8. I think hairy legs are really sexy.
7. Her breasts are just too big!
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. I love that chick on “Murder She Wrote”.
4. Sure I’d love to wear a condom!
3. We haven’t been to the mall for ages, lets go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Who cares about Monday Night Football, let’s watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

BONUS: No, I don’t mind watching Thelma and Louise again… sigh…

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