Job interview tips: you will NOT get the job, but you won’t be forgotten either
Help, sarcasm not understood!
Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Leith by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or… Read More
Strategic Time Management for Men: How to Kill Time Shopping with Women
My wife insists that I accompany her when she goes to the mall or supermarket. Like most women, she spends hours shopping. Unfortunately, like most men, I think that shopping is boring, so I have to find out ways to kill time. Result: yesterday, my dear wife received the following letter from Walmart: “Dear Madam,… Read More
Luke who is searching for a job
If the The Sith Lord were to look for a job, and post his resumé, this is what it’d look like. Should have checked his spelling: *accomplishment *interrogating
Why is Monday soooo annoying?
6 Management Lessons That Everyone Should Know
Oh technology, thou art a heartless bitch! LOL
Sit ups, running, push ups or sex. Hmmmmm…
How much does it take to burn off your favorite foods? Now of course there are many different factors that should be taken into account for each individual (height, weight, age, intensity), and it’s extremely hard to accurately calculate the exact amount needed to burn a specific amount of calories, but these numbers should average… Read More
English: Crazy Language
TGIF Dumb Ass!
Dumbass / Dumb-ass / Dumb Ass (n.) someone who is unbelieveably stupid or does stupid things 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. WITH… Read More
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