Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. Classic: A book which… Read More
The names have been deleted to protect the cheeky: Rt Hon David Miliband MP Secretary of State, Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA), Nobel House 17 Smith Square London SW1P 3JR 23 April, 2015 Dear Secretary of State, My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from… Read More
This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, and then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the… Read More
These are excuse notes that school secretaries have actually received. Some of these were in an article in the Detroit News back in the 1970s. Please excuse Richard for being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33. Richard was absent yesterday because of a sour throat. Please excuse Richard Friday. He had loose vowels. Please… Read More
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