Confusing words: Because, As, Since and For

Word Explanation Example because  The reason is very important in the sentence, so because comes in the sencond clause of the sentence. I read this book because I like it. as  The reason is already known. As we read, we learn. since  The reason is already known. (more formal than as) Since we were in… Read More

Help, sarcasm not understood!

Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Leith by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or… Read More

Most Dangerous Things in Everyday Life

Teddy bears: Stuffed bears are much more dangerous than grizzly bears. Eighty-two Americans were killed by bears between 1906 and 1995, while 140,000 injuries and at least 22 deaths a year are attributed to toys. Most of us know that buttons, eyes, bows and belts on stuffed animals are potential choking hazards, but it seems… Read More

Strategic Time Management for Men: How to Kill Time Shopping with Women

My wife insists that I accompany her when she goes to the mall or supermarket. Like most women, she spends hours shopping. Unfortunately, like most men, I think that shopping is boring, so I have to find out ways to kill time. Result: yesterday, my dear wife received the following letter from Walmart: “Dear Madam,… Read More

21 Things Your Hotel Desk Clerk Won’t Tell You

1. The 1-800 reservations number will probably send you to a central office with set rates. If you call the hotel directly instead, you can negotiate. Sources: current and former desk clerks at hotels in Mississippi, Kansas, Colorado, Maryland, Vermont, and Washington. 2. Hotels can pay a commission of up to 30 percent to online… Read More

The 48 Laws of Power. To quote Spock “fascinating”!

The 48 Laws of Power is a 1998 book by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers. The book shares thematic elements with Niccolò Machiavelli’s The Prince and has been compared to Sun-Tzu’s classic treatise The Art of War. Greene uses anecdotes from historical figures such as Louis XIV, Talleyrand, Otto von Bismarck, Catherine the Great, Mao… Read More

Luke who is searching for a job

If the The Sith Lord were to look for a job, and post his resumé, this is what it’d look like.   Should have checked his spelling: *accomplishment *interrogating  

Meow Meow: Cat Meows in Different Languages + Catfight

A meow is a sound used by cats to signal a request to their mother or owner. Adult cats do not normally meow to each other, and so the meowing to human beings that domesticated cats exhibit is likely partly an extension of the use by kittens of this plaintive signal. Afrikaans: miaau Albanian: mjau… Read More